So, I saw a mini-Patrick Stump at a Wal-mart in Elizabethville, PA. I promptly squeed. I saw him again in a different aisle, and the little cutie waved at me, so I waved back and resisted(barely) the urge to steal him from his father. He was wearing all red. Red t-shirt, red shorts, red hat. He could have only been about 5 or 6, maybe 7. He looked just like Patrick except he wasn't wearing glasses. He was so cute and little and chubby! As soon as I saw him, I began to look for other mini-members of FOB. Mini-Tricky was the only child I saw fit to kidnap. I wish I would have had a camera to take a picture of Little Patty, but I don't think his dad would have agreed to it, besides the fact that it would have been extremely creepy for me to take a picture of a little kid(Me being a strange 15 year old). Luckily, I currently have a good chance at producing a Patrick-like child, due to the fact that my boyfriend is a "ginger kid". Luke(My boyfriend) has three of the cutest little brothers I've ever seen. Jacob(10), Jesse(9), and Christopher(4) are so adorable! Is Patrick a Catholic name? Because Luke is Catholic and I feel compelled to name our first son Patrick. Patrick Martin Zetts. Works for me.



I have another accout that I'm posting this on, so don't have a cow.(Do the bart man.) <----Random Simpsons Quotes. Yay)